Monday, May 26, 2014

Two days later.....

Ali: Mom, you are the worst dresser ever.

Two days later.

Ali: Mom, I'm going to borrow your maxi-dress... up until college, and then while I'm in college. And probably that shirt you're wearing. Just don't bother looking for either of them when you notice they're gone.


Max: Mom, I'm going longboarding.
Mom: Be careful, especially around that spot where you cross the highway. I hate how people drive through there.
Max: Mom! I'm not a baby! Relax!

Two days later.

Max: Mom! Help!
Mom (running to him): Omg, what's wrong?
Max: Help! (points to spider on ceiling)

CF Winn is the award-winning author of The COFFEE BREAK SERIES, a quirky group of short stories meant to be read while on break or in the waiting room of the doctor’s office. Her first novella, SUKI, has been grabbing hearts and hugging souls all over the United States. 
You can now order SUKI in paperback at BOOK REVUE, one of the nation’s largest independent bookstores, by email at Learn more about SUKI at BOOK REVUE. 

More posts like these can be found at Humor Outcasts and The Patch where she is a regular contributor. 
CF Winn is the founder of Winning! Publications, a firm specializing in editing and promotion services for authors. Her latest project is the just released Trailer Trash, With a Girl’s Name, a hilarious and heartwarming story of a boy saddled with a girl’s name and forced into a nomadic existence. Order it now: 

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