I had some help with this. Thanks to my son Max for his comic genius contributions. He's a chip off the old block. Clearly this weather given us much free time...
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When she blows into the Jersey Shore , Snooki’s bump looks like anthill
Wintery blasts in the west have requested a rendezvous with her
When she breaks wind, the East Coast evacuates
Her eye can see the future
Everyone’s like Water! Batteries! And she’s like um…..no
Even the Most Interesting Man in the world is intrigued by her.
*wind blows* She is….the biggest storm in the world.
Hurricane Sandy: I don’t always blow down houses…oh wait…I do…Stay inside my friends
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