Thursday, December 1, 2011

You Should ALWAYS Take The Guy Out Of The Cheerleader Shorts

Dear Smelly Cheerleader Shorts Guy,

While I'm sure I speak for the masses when I say thank you for buying deodorant and thinking of others, I also have to tell you that cheerleader shorts are made for someone younger and of a different gender. It is NOT ok to squeeze your bulky body and hairy tattoos into them and then bend down in the health and beauty aisle to get the Right Guard from the bottom shelf.
And BTW, the 80's called. They want their fanny pack back...yes, it's still a fanny pack even if you're holding it in your freshly manicured hand.

Signed,
Bleeding from My Eyes and Nose


 CF Winn is the award-winning author of The COFFEE BREAK SERIES, a hilarious group of short stories meant to be read while on break or in the waiting room of the doctor's office. Her first novella, SUKI, has been grabbing hearts and hugging souls all over the United States.

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2 comments:

Mimi Barbour said...

This is hilarious....do you get many comments from men??? lol

Christina Fifield-Winn said...

Thanks Mimi...glad you enjoyed it. I get some comments from men, but after this post, who knows?