Wednesday, August 12, 2015

CUT THE CRAPISMS









 
I consider myself a good mom and an effective parent.

I've never gotten a call from the school or police department that sounded like, "Are you the parent of (insert name of hoodlum here) ??  We really need you to come and pick up your kid. Please speed. All tickets will be forgiven. And on the way, consider where else you might want to live...that is if you are not anything like what you spit out of your body and you actually have a heart."

iMOM should love me.

I think it might be my parenting technique. I believe the best life lessons are learned when we suffer the natural consequences of our actions - I call it Karma. 

I'm a tough love kinda girl---always up for getting back at the little monster that took the last ice cream sandwich without asking first.