She was way too hard core to be called a dork,
After following a guy,
Who told her a lie,
She pulled out the wine and the cork.
There once was a dentist in Denmark,
Who gave too many drugs on a lark,
His patient lost feeling,
Thought her brain was peeling,
And couldn't call for help or remark.
There once was a woman running by,
Whose hair was so wild it could fly,
Her robe flew open,
No words would be spoken,
Because her boobs almost poked me in my eye.
There once was a guy in the street,
When I wasn't too light on my feet,
He was looking for a bistro,
Called the KAFE CASTRO,
This story made me laugh..what a treat!
CF Winn is the award-winning author of The COFFEE BREAK SERIES, a quirky group of short stories meant to be read while on break or in the waiting room of the doctor’s office. Her first novella, SUKI, has been grabbing hearts and hugging souls all over the United States.
You can now order SUKI in paperback at http://hopress-shorehousebooks.com/cf-winn/ or at BOOK REVUE, one of the nation’s largest independent bookstores, by email at firstname.lastname@example.org Learn more about SUKI at BOOK REVUE.
CF Winn is the founder of Winning! Publications, a firm specializing in editing and promotion services for authors. Her latest project is the just released Trailer Trash, With a Girl’s Name, a hilarious and heartwarming story of a boy saddled with a girl’s name and forced into a nomadic existence. Order it now: http://www.amazon.com/Trailer-Trash-With-Girls-Name-ebook/dp/B00IX0MIAO